Chapter 17: Can I Just Be An Innocent Bystander?

Aiii~ So what’s the situation? Well, out there, probably completely surrounding this inn area, is an army of cultivators, probably from the royal family since that’s the only power that can actually own an army of cultivators in this city, legally that is. Just by the color of the Qi some of them are releasing, I could tell that the army is composed of mostly Yellows and Greens. Then those in the front that are staring calmly at us are probably the Blues. Aiii~ Did you really have to send so much people for me?

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Chapter 16: Do You Believe in Fate?

Welp, Mr.Aura, you didn’t screw me up on the trip here, nor at the gate, or inn, but do you really have to try to screw me up with your 100% increase in random encounter rate here? sigh At least I can probably get out of this one if I’m fast enough.

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Chapter 15: Can’t Avoid It Even If You’re a Cultivator

Welp, yup. Did I just see who I thought I just saw? Probably. So, let’s not leave this room until it’s dark or something. Might even need to sneak out. She’s a dangerous one for sure.

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Chapter 14: A Good, Honest man

Aii~ so boisterous. It’s got that capital city feel you know. Unlike modern Earth capital cities, where’s it’s all about traffic jams, work, and watching the world go by as you’re still stuck in the same place. Here’s the real deal.

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Chapter 13: New Fu Empire

According to history, 16 years ago, the monstrosity known as the Xiong Empire caused despair throughout the land. Pillaging, destruction, slaughter. They were the dictators of the land who didn’t care about the common people’s lives. The emperor of this empire was especially ferocious. In order to satisfy his own lust for power, he abolished denied the position of empress from the one who helped him conquer the lands, a rumored lady from the famous, righteous Hu Jia, and took a mere courtesan as his empress. Unable to bear to see such injustice, the righteous swordmaster of the rumored lady pleaded to his mysterious master from his super sect for judgement. And so judgement came.

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Chapter 12: A New Future

Ding~ [Host has regained conscious from temporary hibernation mode.]

[Host’s meridians have been cured. Host can now begin cultivating.]

Oh helll~ yes. It’s finally here! Oh~ I can feel it, the POWER!

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Chapter 11: It’s Finally Here!

Yes. It is finally here. Oh hello again. Why do I keep saying this? Well, you understand, time skip. Yep, now I’m 16. Like finally. And as for what’s finally here you ask?

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Chapter 10: A New Lease on Life

Welp. Hello again. Once again, my name is Xiong Pro, you can just call me Pro. As for what I am? I’m human. Definitely. And as for where I am? Best words for it: A Monster Den.

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Chapter 9: Men’s Fantasy? Monster Girls!

Mmmm. There’s a warm stream of energy going through my body.

[Detected external life force in host’s body. Life force is healing host’s injuries.]

Well that’s good. And then what’s this very comfy and soft feeling. It feels just like-
I opened my eyes and my soul almost left my baby body. Because lord and behold, above me is the buns that belong to the category of men’s fantasy.

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Chapter 8: There’s inhumane, I call inbaby!

In the camp, while I got hung upside down on a stick by the campfire, those bandits were cheering and drinking what seems to be alcohol or wine in this world. I admit it was exciting when I saw the boss pull tents and food out of thin air. It seemed to have come from our cliche, well-known storage bag hanging on his waist. Although I am excited, but I am still depressed because I know, my doom is coming soon.

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