Midas Touch Part 2

Steve’s Parody of Midas Touch Part 2

Xiao Wáng Touch Part 2

Xiao Wáng then made the decision to not let this gold mine run away. Hence, Xiao Wáng began to court the village lady. Honestly, the village lady was a fairly decent beauty, and she was only one year younger than Xiao Wáng. With her simple mindset that still hasn’t met the cruel, scheming world of business, the village lady named Xiao Huā easily fell in love with Xiao Wáng. It was not until after they got married that Xiao Huā realized the mistake she had made.

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Midas Touch Part 1

Steve’s Parody of Midas Touch Part 1

Xiao Wáng Touch Part 1

Note: All characters, events, and spoken words in this story are fictional, and is not meant to target any specific audience. Feel free to stop reading at anytime and read at your own risk.

There once was a rich man named Xiao Wáng. Like many other rich men, Xiao Wáng believed he did not have enough money and always desired for more. Although Xiao Wáng was successful early on, recently Xiao Wáng seemed to have hit a plateau in his money earning as a lot of the businesses that Xiao Wáng had invested in coincidentally shut down due to their owners going bankrupt for one reason or another. Xiao Wáng was frustrated and couldn’t help but make a wish.

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Waiting for the Rabbit

Steve’s Parody of To Wait By The Tree Stump for a Rabbit

Xiao Lièrén Waiting for a Cure

Note: All characters, events, and spoken words in this story are fictional, and is not meant to target any specific audience. Feel free to stop reading at anytime and read at your own risk.

There once was a man named Xiao Lièrén. Xiao Lièrén was your typical salary man, and there was nothing special about him except for being a little bit overweight from eating junk food frequently. However, Xiao Lièrén was very conscious of the extra flab of fat on his belly, so he would tone down his junk food eating and hope for the fat to go away. Although Xiao Lièrén had the time to go to a gym, Xiao Lièrén wanted an easy, instant solution that never came, until one day when Xiao Lièrén met the man that changed his life.

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Top 5 Worst Drinkable Water

Steve’s Top 5 Worst Drinkable Water List

It being able to flow down your throat doesn’t mean you have to go with the flow.

— Steve

Ohoh, you thirsty for some water? Are you debating whether to drink a certain water that looks drinkable? Or are you one who came to mock this page and laugh at the fact that there are actually people who would consider these drinkable? Well, Steve can tell you there are people who would drink these water, and you would probably too if your only other option was death. Well, there are some that would choose death over drinking these; however, Steve must tell you, drinking these water is less costly a price to live then the daily consumption of all those unhealthy food in society. Of course, this is under the condition that you survive from drinking the water in the first place.

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Tortoise and the Hare Pt 4

Steve’s Parody of The Tortoise and the Hare

Xiao Màn and Xiao Kuài Part 4

It was just like any other day as Xiao Màn got up for work. Dressing in a saggy shirt and an elastic sports pant that was a bit loose, Xiao Màn prepared to jog to work like usual, but Xiao Màn was not prepared for what was to happen next.

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Tortoise and the Hare Pt 3

Steve’s Parody of The Tortoise and the Hare

Xiao Màn and Xiao Kuài Part 3

When one’s daily life turns into a repetitive cycle, time usually seems to fly by. Even if the days seem to be uninteresting as they are similar, time will be wasted away before you know it. Of course in the case of Xiao Kuài and Xiao Màn, there time were used for losing weight. Alas, time still flew by, and now senior Prom is almost upon them. It’s time to see the results of their efforts.

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Tortoise and the Hare Pt 2

Steve’s Parody of The Tortoise and the Hare

Xiao Màn and Xiao Kuài Part 2

Xiao Kuài and Xiao Màn, the two known for being besties, began to avoid each other as each one began to seek her own path to losing weight. Their different habits, lifestyle, and backgrounds led them to make drastically different choices.

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Tortoise and the Hare Pt 1

Steve’s Parody of The Tortoise and the Hare

Xiao Màn and Xiao Kuài Part 1

Note: All characters, events, and spoken words in this story are fictional, and is not meant to target any specific audience. Feel free to stop reading at anytime and read at your own risk.

There once were two besties named Xiao Kuài and Xiao Màn. It is a surprising fact that these two were besties because they came from very different walks of life.

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External Stories

Steve’s External Stories

This page is Steve’s compilation of stories outside of this site. Feel free to check out Steve’s stories, novels, and writing that Steve posts elsewhere.

Disclaimer: Please do note that Steve’s stories on this page may not be health related. Some stories may even cause health concerns due to laughing too much or other issues. Please proceed at your own risk.

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