SPA Chapter 19

Strongest Protagonist’s Aura Chapter 19

Chapter 19: Angry?! I am too due to this Mix-up.

~Ding

[Host’s soul is being invaded by an unknown force and is being anchored to this world.]

Oh? What’s going on? I thought I landed and went splat. I was about to curse Mr.Aura for killing me off so fast, but I guess obviously, that’s never what’s intended.

[Hidden effect of {Strongest Protagonist’s Aura} activates, soul anchoring denied.]

Okay. You know what? F*** you Mr.Aura. You won’t even give me to me when I already got battered into a soul?!

[Unknown power absorbed by {Strongest Protagonist’s Aura}, {Strongest Protagonist’s Aura}’s hidden innate ability {Protagonist’s Rebirth} has activated.]

Hahaha, I know you won’t forsake me Mr.Aura.

[Host’s soul has been stabilized in the world.]

Yes, yes. Now all you have to do is put me back in my body and it’ll all be good.

[Detecting… No suitable body to house host’s soul was detected.]

Oi. Oh yeah huh, my body already went splat. Well s.

[Detecting… the closest match to a suitable body of the host would be the residue mass of DNA.]

Of course that’s the closest match! That IS my body after all, but just in crushed form!

[Inserting host’s soul into matched body.]

Oi. Oi. Oi. Seriously?! Wait! Don’t you dare! You !&@! Noooo-

[Host’s soul has returned to a suitable body.]

[Host’s body is under fatal damage. Host will now enter hibernation mode.]

No s**t it is fatal damage! It’s literally a mass of pulp! I can’t even see because I don’t got eyes anymore. Can’t move, none of my organs are functioning, and hell I’m not even breathing! And f***! Hibernation mode again?!

[Hibernation mode denied. {Protagonist’s Rebirth} is currently in effect.]

Oh praise the lord! I knew Mr.Aura wasn’t so simple to let me die like this!

[Host’s body is being reconstructed. Give permission to {Protagonist’s Rebirth} to automatically choose settings for Rebirth?]

[Confirm]

Well, what else is there for me to do. I mean if you’re going to rebuild my body for me, why do you need to ask. Of course I agree. Confirm-

[Host has granted permission. Starting {Protagonist’s Rebirth} lottery system.]

Huh? Wait … lottery system? Why is that needed? What is that in the first place … why do I have a bad feeling about this…

[Selecting random body structure from {Protagonist’s Rebirth} lottery system …]

[Blob body structure selected. Commencing body reconstructing operation.]

Wait just hold on ONE minute! What do you mean by a BLOB body structure?! HUH?!

Wait! Why are you gathering up my blood and cells. Oh my goodness this is disgusting to watch. It’s like millions of red ants all crawling together towards an epicenter that holds something so enticing that they are willing to kill each other for it. Yet, add on the fact that those ants are crazy once they get to the epicenter so now they are eating each other. So we get a wiggly blob truly. But no, that’s not the problem here. The problem is what do you mean blob system?!

[Host shall now enter hibernation mode for the evolution.]


10 minutes later…

Ding~

[Host evolution complete. Host’s previous stats and skills have been kept.]

I don’t even know how I’m thinking this nor seeing this because I noticed that I have no brain on my body. I’m speechless right now. Not only because I’m angry, but because I don’t have a mouth to speak with. Why? Well, simply because I am an honest, red blob right now. You know. The type that is transparent, roundish, yet jelly looking. Yea, pretty sure you got it right. Slime.

Ummm … excuse me ? I’m not even going to complain to Mr.Aura. Right now, I want to complain to Mr.Author. Are you sure you got your facts straight? This is a Wuxia or Xianxia type novel. Not an isekai novel. Where did you pull evolution to slime out of?! What are you thinking?! Genres aren’t matching! I don’t think I’m the only one that will complain about this! Even the readers will complain about this once this life story gets turned into a novel after I finish my adventures! And WTF was up with this {Protagonist’s Rebirth}?

[Protagonist’s Rebirth]
After host’s death, host can exist in a soul state. If this is the first time of host’s death, host will get a free chance of being rebirth or have host’s soul re-enter a suitable, reconstructed body. The reconstructed body will be randomized, using one of the many types of organisms available in the lottery system, which encompasses all worlds, as its base. Host will also keep all stats, abilities, and cultivation. This rebirth requires host consent, can only be call upon once, and is automated unless host manually sets options.
Chances left : 0/1

Yup, definitely OP because basically makes me have a second life and also allows for being alive after death, but ARGGGG?! Are you F***ing with me?!


1 hour of raging later…

*sigh* No point raging over it anymore. At least my hard work is still here…

[Name] Xiong Zhi Ye (Pro)

[Cultivation Level] Red Dan Level : 1

[Usable Qi] 10/10

[Stats]
Strength : 12
Endurance : 10
Agility : 8
Intellect : 20
Comprehension : 9
Luck : 1

[Statuses]
Slime Body

[Innate Ability]
Strongest Protagonist’s Aura
Protagonist’s Vengeance
Protagonist’s Rebirth

[Abilities]
Rise From the Dead : Lvl 3
Escape Death : Lvl 2
Winter’s Child : Lvl 2
Indestructible Body : lvl 5
Beast Controller : Lvl 1

[Skills]
Present Xian Xiafan Language {100%} – No function to speak on body
Colorless Emperor’s Rainbow Mountain {1%} 67/1000

Welp, obviously raise in levels for those abilities that require me to pretty much die. Then, due to the damage I took, obviously {Indestructible Body} was raised a level … HAH!? Indestructible my a**! My body was already freaking destroyed! And with this slime body:

[Slime Body]
Body is immune to pure physical damage.
Body can evolve through absorbing any sort of treasures.

Yup, I finally got OP and got immunity to physical damage, except that in this world, most people use Qi, and unfortunately, that is not something I am immune to. Basically, I’m only immune from damage to the strikes of commoners. At least the evolution part sounds OP, until I saw the fact that it requires treasures.

Well, how the hell am I supposed to get any of that? If it was an isekai world with dungeons to explore, as a weak little slime, I might still be able to loot some loot, but in this cultivation world where even the smallest treasure could start a war between sects with cultivators that are trained for stealing fortune from the heavens and gathering treasures, how am I supposed to snatch the treasures in time?

And also, most treasures are locked away in some sort of separate dimension, of course, only for human cultivators to fight for. Monsters denied. Hence monsters have to naturally train up, but since they can live long, that kind of balances it out.

sigh What am I supposed to do now? Just hop around as a slime until some cultivator decides to come along and slay me or lock me up as a new species? Eh? Who’s this person next to me staring at me… OMG a cultivator?!

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