SPA Chapter 25

Strongest Protagonist’s Aura Chapter 25

Chapter 25: Fishing for EXP!

Every day after the torture session. I would sneak out 3 clones at night to cultivate by drinking water. Seriously, cultivation became as easy as drinking water after that.

After 3 days of cultivation, my stats became like so:

[Name] Xiong Zhi Ye (Pro)

[Cultivation Level] Red Dan Level : 6

[Usable Qi] 0/60 (-30)

[Mental Power] 25/25

[Stats]
Strength : 13 -> 16
Endurance : 13 -> 16
Agility : 10 -> 12
Intellect : 22 -> 23
Comprehension : 11 -> 12
Luck : 1

[Statuses]
Slime Body

[Innate Ability]
Strongest Protagonist’s Aura
Protagonist’s Vengeance
Protagonist’s Rebirth

[Abilities]
Rise From the Dead : Lvl 3
Escape Death : Lvl 2
Winter’s Child : Lvl 7
Indestructible Body : lvl 5
Beast Controller : Lvl 6
Divine Mental Fortress : Lvl 4

[Skills]
Present Xian Xiafan Language {100%} – No function to speak on body
Colorless Emperor’s Rainbow Mountain {6%} 3657/6000
Location Marker : Lvl 1
Clone : 6
Spacial Storage : Lvl 1 | 0/5
Corrosive Armor : Lvl 1 | 0/1000

Now I’m capable of summoning 6 freaking clones. OP! But this isn’t going to help if I keep cultivating like this. So, I finally decided to train my {Corrosive Armor}. How am I doing it? You’re right, it’s by seeking f***ing death. I had my 6 clones sneak out as a team, then they jumped into the river one by one.

Basically, I’m being the kind civilian feeding the Koi fish, but the fish food happens to be me. Although 5 Qi on my clones isn’t very useful for a fight, but it’s just enough for training my {Corrosive Armor} because any more than that is useless due to my stats being too low. That means fishy acid will one hit KO me. Once the clone is eaten, the clone activates the {Corrosive Armor} skill and then instantly gets dissolved by the stomach acid of the fish. Not only was the clone able to gain experience from using the skill, the clone was also able to absorb some corrosive acid once before perishing, resulting in double the experience.

Although this was the only effective way I could think of for training the skill, it was pretty inefficient in its own way as after my 6 clones die, I pretty much don’t have any more clones. My Qi recovery time is still as slow as ever, sometimes taking more than 2 hours just for 10 Qi recovery. Since Ling’er’s asleep, no one’s here to feed me dumplings for recovering my Qi. So, I can only slowly fish for EXP over many days.

After 10 days of continuously fishing for EXP, I finally leveled up my {Corrosive Armor} by one level. Yes. Just one. Apparently, I wasn’t as efficient as I thought. And, the suffering I had to go through after every clone pops … aii~ how did N*r*to manage to survive with his hundreds of clones.

But hey. OPness of cultivation was no joke. Just by suicide diving into a river and swimming to my doom with my clones allowed me a LOT of EXP.

[Name] Xiong Zhi Ye (Pro)

[Cultivation Level] Red Dan Level : 8

[Usable Qi] 0/80

[Mental Power] 25/25

[Stats]
Strength : 16 -> 18
Endurance : 16 -> 18
Agility : 12 -> 13
Intellect : 23 -> 24
Comprehension : 12
Luck : 1

[Statuses]
Slime Body

[Innate Ability]
Strongest Protagonist’s Aura
Protagonist’s Vengeance
Protagonist’s Rebirth

[Abilities]
Rise From the Dead : Lvl 3
Escape Death : Lvl 2
Winter’s Child : Lvl 9
Indestructible Body : lvl 5
Beast Controller : Lvl 8
Divine Mental Fortress : Lvl 4

[Skills]
Present Xian Xiafan Language {100%} – No function to speak on body
Colorless Emperor’s Rainbow Mountain {8%} 5357/8000
Location Marker : Lvl 1
Clone : 0
Spacial Storage : Lvl 1 | 0/5
Corrosive Armor : Lvl 2 | 137/2000

Honestly, I finally think Mr.Aura decided to take the chill pill. I’m finally becoming like those MCs in those other novels, that can get the swift power spike. I can finally claim like those other MCs that “if other people in this world know about my cultivation speed, they will drop their jaws in shock”. I can even add on to that “Everyone’s mouth would open as wide as a goldfish’s mouth”.

But I didn’t expect Mr.Aura won’t let me off that easily. Here I am fishing for EXP, and I actually fished up a true E X P event: Enhanced and painful… torture.

When madman finally said that he would be stopping the physical experiments with my body, I thought my life has finally started to head towards the right direction. I did have a tiny worry that he would start some other experiments, but come on, what other thing could you do with a slime. Madman already tore, rip, destroyed, and did all other words you can think of to my body, what else is there he could do. Well, I have to respect him as a scientist for a reason.

In this world, the “evil” cultivators have many techniques to cause harm to people. They include but are not limited to mind control, hallucinations, diseases, corrosion, and curses. The first four would at most harm my clone, and as soon as the enough damage is caused, the clone would pop. Heh, but the last one, when my clone pops, oh. Hai, now I’m cursed.

As for what curses this “righteous” madman have? Well, the first day it was called the “Curse of A Thousand Ants”. Well, you can imagine what that one felt like. Then came “Soul Split Curse”, “Starvation Curse”, “Thousands Fear Curse”, and worst of all “Curse of A Thousand Women”. This last one literally cursed one to see every man’s fantasy, a harem of a thousand women. Then, these thousand women would spend 24/7 s**king you dry, if you understand what I mean.

Basically the ultimate pleasure of pew pew bang bang all day, every day. If it’s just one day it might have been fine, but heh, the curse lasts 7 days. Like that’s not bad enough, time inside the curse is 10 times slower. So, congrats, you get your dream to f*** nonstop for 70 days straight.

Try to run? Hah! One thousand women to tie you down, where would you run to, assuming you even have the strength to. You ask how am I doing all that as a slime? Well, this is a soul attack, so it’s my real soul body alright. At first I thought I caught some EXP called EXtreme Pleasure, then it was hell. Like always. I watched myself get skinnier and skinnier until I literally turned into dry bones. My {Divine Mental Fortress} rose to 6. Verdict: Women are scary.

No offense if you’re offended.

I think it’s time I escaped, with my main body.

Published by Credible Steve

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